Found on the 1988 album, Boppin’ Hillbilly, Vol. 5
I took my girl out for a walk along the countryside
When pap(?) found out what I done, he really tanned my hide
When I went to see my girl last night a strange voice to me said
Look what you done to my daughter. I should blow off your head.
Well it always happens to me it does
It always happens to me
I guess I was born to have that look
‘Cause it always happens to me
When I decided to marry that girl, how happy I could be
Now I have somebody’s kid tagging after me
Now I tried and rid that woman, I wished a thousand times
They took a shotgun and blowed off this head of mine
Well it always happens to me it does
It always happens to me
I guess I was born to have that look
‘Cause it always happens to me
My wife she packed her clothes brought home her ma and pa
I killed a million dollars she had a padlock on her jaw
Well I had to fight with my mother-in-law she’s tough as she can be
She all ran off with her store-bought teeth and took a bite of me
Well it always happens to me it does
It always happens to me
I guess I was born to have that look
‘Cause it always happens to me
Now it’s the final day of judgment when satan rings a bell
Instead of going to heaven I guess I’m going to–
Well it always happens to me it does
It always happens to me
I guess I was born to have that look
‘Cause it always happens to me