{"id":22,"date":"2025-05-26T02:29:48","date_gmt":"2025-05-26T02:29:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxborger.com\/lost-archive\/?p=22"},"modified":"2025-06-30T08:03:20","modified_gmt":"2025-06-30T16:03:20","slug":"lyrics-it-always-happens-to-me-rufus-shoffner-joyce-songer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxborger.com\/lost-archive\/music-and-lyrics\/lyrics-it-always-happens-to-me-rufus-shoffner-joyce-songer\/","title":{"rendered":"Lyrics: It Always Happens to Me, Rufus Shoffner, Joyce Songer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Found on the 1988 album, <em>Boppin&#8217; Hillbilly, Vol. 5<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I took my girl out for a walk along the countryside<br>When pap(?) found out what I done, he really tanned my hide<br>When I went to see my girl last night a strange voice to me said<br>Look what you done to my daughter. I should blow off your head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well it always happens to me it does<br>It always happens to me<br>I guess I was born to have that look<br>&#8216;Cause it always happens to me<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When I decided to marry that girl, how happy I could be<br>Now I have somebody&#8217;s kid tagging after me<br>Now I tried and rid that woman, I wished a thousand times<br>They took a shotgun and blowed off this head of mine<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well it always happens to me it does<br>It always happens to me<br>I guess I was born to have that look<br>&#8216;Cause it always happens to me<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My wife she packed her clothes brought home her ma and pa<br>I killed a million dollars she had a padlock on her jaw<br>Well I had to fight with my mother-in-law she&#8217;s tough as she can be<br>She all ran off with her store-bought teeth and took a bite of me<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well it always happens to me it does<br>It always happens to me<br>I guess I was born to have that look<br>&#8216;Cause it always happens to me<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now it&#8217;s the final day of judgment when satan rings a bell<br>Instead of going to heaven I guess I&#8217;m going to&#8211;<br><br>Well it always happens to me it does<br>It always happens to me<br>I guess I was born to have that look<br>&#8216;Cause it always happens to me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Found on the 1988 album, Boppin&#8217; Hillbilly, Vol. 5 I took my girl out for a walk along the countrysideWhen pap(?) found out what I done, he really tanned my hideWhen I went to see my girl last night a strange voice to me saidLook what you done to my daughter. I should blow off [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[6,5,12,7,11],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music-and-lyrics","tag-country","tag-hillbilly","tag-joyce-songer","tag-lyrics","tag-rufus-shoffner"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxborger.com\/lost-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxborger.com\/lost-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxborger.com\/lost-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxborger.com\/lost-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxborger.com\/lost-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/foxborger.com\/lost-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26,"href":"https:\/\/foxborger.com\/lost-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions\/26"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxborger.com\/lost-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxborger.com\/lost-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxborger.com\/lost-archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}